Saloon Patron Gifts

Since the incident at the O.K. Corral, Tex couldn't hold his drink.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Pub Kendo.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Boozer's Week.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'It's very quiet in here, with everyone Twittering away.'

Beer....Beer Fart.