Saloon Patron Pillows

Since the incident at the O.K. Corral, Tex couldn't hold his drink.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Pub Kendo.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Boozer's Week.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"No thanks, just the peanuts."