Virtual Saloon Patron Pillows

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Towny Music Night.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.