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"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"What'll ya have?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.