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"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

'He called me a whippersnapper - is that good or bad?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Shaken not stirred

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Surreal ale

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)