Saloon Visits Pillows

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

What price beauty?

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

God's Manicure.

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'