Stylish Saloon Frequenter Pillows

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Galoots in cahoots

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"I'll take this one!"

"It's the Florida kid."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'