Saloon Visits Prints

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

What price beauty?

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Towny Music Night.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

God's Manicure.

Galoots in cahoots

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'