Saloon Regulars Pillows

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Galoots in cahoots

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"It's the Florida kid."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'