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'Hey you two! Take that outside.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Galoots in cahoots

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'