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'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'My black outfit is at the cleaners. I'm really a bad guy.'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What'll ya have?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Beauty Bee

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"