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"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

Beauty Bee

Beauty Salon - Husband says to salon owner, 'Well, on the face of it, I'd say you've failed'.

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

'I suppose I can take a little off the sides Bob, but this is your fourth haircut this week.'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hair Traffic control.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"So what's your success rate?"

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

Medusa gets a trim.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside.'