Saloon Worker Prints

'I used to be a horse whisperer - Then I discovered they're all deaf!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"This time lick my entire body."

Galoots in cahoots

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

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