Saloon Owner Prints

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'We're toast. The fastest draw west of the Gironde hits town and we're fresh out of Pernod!'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't like your application."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'