Salon Assistant Gifts

'More PRODUCT please Marvin'. Marvin the hairdressers assistant tops up the product.

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"So what's your success rate?"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"This time lick my entire body."

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."