Salon Assistant Pillows

'More PRODUCT please Marvin'. Marvin the hairdressers assistant tops up the product.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

GURLERS

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

Beauty Bee

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Giraffe at the hairdressers

"This time lick my entire body."

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."