Beauty Salon Employee Gifts

"Suzy, you have GOT to see the one o'clock that came in for a full body wax!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Gun Manicure

People Who Talk To Elvis...

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Beauty Time

Captain Curling Iron.

'Rare, medium or well done?'

'Under new management.'

Returns: Curling Iron.

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

"Next..."

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

'Specially formulated to add body.'