Beauty Salon Employee Gifts

"Suzy, you have GOT to see the one o'clock that came in for a full body wax!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Captain Curling Iron.

Beauty Time

'Rare, medium or well done?'

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

Overheated hair dryer.

'Under new management.'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"Next..."

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'