Cosmetic Store Employee Gifts

"The base is lava, from a volcano."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Children line up to talk to Santa

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Nail Gun Manicure

'I need a new scent.'

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

Glop With Packaging

'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'

Mannequin's Rights.

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'Have you got one that will hold a pizza?'

Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Witch in beauty salon chooses hairstyle for her wart.

"What do you mean they screwed up at the hair removal salon, Rapunzel?"

'Do you have 'Allure'?'

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