Beauty Salon Owner Prints

'It takes longer every week - they're bound to raise their prices soon!'

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Beauty Time

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"Next..."

Toast Tanning

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

Accountant tells Beauty Salon to improve its figures.

Overheated hair dryer.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Discreet Hair Removal Ends the Career of the Bearded Lady.

The adoration of the gels.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Beauty Bee

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'