Visiting Salons Pillows

'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"He spoils them."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

God's Manicure.

"This time lick my entire body."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Galoots in cahoots

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Squirrel Salon

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.