Beauty Salon Visitor Pillows

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

What price beauty?

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

God's Manicure.

Galoots in cahoots

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Nail Gun Manicure

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'