Beauty Salon Devotee Pillows

The adoration of the gels.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Too much concealer?"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

"He spoils them."

Beauty regime

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Football haircuts.

Dye now, pay later!

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'The worst part is having to use so much styling gel.'

'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'