Beauty Salon Devotee Gifts

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

The adoration of the gels.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Too much concealer?"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

The quarantine self cut.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

"So what's your success rate?"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

Beauty regime

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

"He spoils them."

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Dye now, pay later!

Football haircuts.

'The worst part is having to use so much styling gel.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'