Salon Goers Pillows

Medusa gets a trim.

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"So what's your success rate?"

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

God's Manicure.

Where Mom used to take you.

Your hats off! Salon now open

Galoots in cahoots

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'