Salon Goers Pillows

Medusa gets a trim.

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Galoots in cahoots

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Your hats off! Salon now open

Where Mom used to take you.

God's Manicure.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"He spoils them."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'