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'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Beauty Bee

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"He spoils them."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"This time lick my entire body."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

God's Manicure.

Galoots in cahoots

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.

Squirrel Salon

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon