Barbershop Visits Pillows

Cut Throat Price

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Giraffe Haircut

"So what's your success rate?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

God's Manicure.

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Taken By Surprise

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

Boris Johnson.

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop