Barber Shop Aficionados Pillows

Vlad the Barber.

Hair Crop Circle

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Deer Barber

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Not too much off my back."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

An evolutionary turning point.

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

Back-Stage Shaving

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.