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Vlad the Barber.

Hair Crop Circle

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Deer Barber

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Not too much off my back."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

An evolutionary turning point.

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Back-Stage Shaving

"Son, why don't you switch to my shampoo and conditioner?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'