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Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Just take some off the back."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"Nice haircut."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Deer Barber

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Georgian head-dress

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

An afterthought/An afrothought

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Today's Rapunzel

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Taken By Surprise

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"