Barbering Enthusiast T-Shirts

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Hair Crop Circle

Deer Barber

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Adult Barbershop

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Bald Man Overcomb

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.