Barbering Enthusiast Gifts

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Hair Crop Circle

Deer Barber

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

Adult Barbershop

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Hairstyles

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Bald Man Overcomb

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.