Barber Enthusiast Gifts

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Lego Haircut

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sheep In Curlers

Movember

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Military style hedgehog

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."