Barber Shop Aficionado Gifts

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Georgian head-dress

Deer Barber

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Today's Rapunzel

"Not too much off my back."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Taken By Surprise

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'D'you moisturise?'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

Walrus Grooming.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."