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"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Georgian head-dress

Deer Barber

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Not too much off my back."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Today's Rapunzel

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Taken By Surprise

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Walrus Grooming.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'D'you moisturise?'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Boris Johnson.

"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."

"Short back and sides, and front, please."