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'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

Boris Johnson.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Deer Barber

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Giraffe Haircut

The wool club for mammoths.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Taken By Surprise

Lion with hair straighteners.