Barbershop Enthusiast Gifts

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

Boris Johnson.

Hair Crop Circle

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Deer Barber

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Giraffe Haircut

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Taken By Surprise

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'