Barbershop Quartet Enthusiasts Gifts

Taken By Surprise

Hair Crop Circle

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Deer Barber

Barber shop quartet

"Not too much off my back."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

"Is that enough off the top?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

"Can I help you?"

Very Critical.

Vlad the Barber.

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'