Barbershop Quartet Fan Gifts

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Barber shop quartet

"Not too much off my back."

Barber of Seville

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Chilli Quartet

Franz Joseph Haydn

Taken By Surprise

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Danish String Quartet

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Can I help you?"

Vlad the Barber.

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."