Barbershop Music Fan Gifts

Barber shop quartet

EWE 2.

"Absolutely not!"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Tina Turner

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Cool hand... Uke

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"I Love U2."

Barber of Seville

Pitcher auditions.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"I can't get no disinfection."

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

"Thank you for my muddar - thank you for my fuddar, thank you for rap which I love more than this dinnar."

Bird guitarist.

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"That's not the sort of Elvis impersonator I had in mind. . .!"

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Jennifer Lopez

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Mick Jagger

Little Drummer Buoy