Barbershop Quartet Fan Mugs

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Barber shop quartet

Barber of Seville

"Not too much off my back."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Chilli Quartet

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Franz Joseph Haydn

Taken By Surprise

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Danish String Quartet

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

Vlad the Barber.

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"Can I help you?"

Melting under a hairdryer.