Barbershop Quartet Lover Mugs

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'When you're through with your barber shop harmony over there, how about some attention over here?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Rainbow Quartet

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Barber shop quartet

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Giraffe Haircut

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Franz Joseph Haydn

String Quartet Vending Machine

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Taken By Surprise

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Danish String Quartet

"Is that enough off the top?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'