Barbershop Quartet Lover Pillows

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'When you're through with your barber shop harmony over there, how about some attention over here?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Rainbow Quartet

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Barber shop quartet

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Giraffe Haircut

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

String Quartet Vending Machine

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Franz Joseph Haydn

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

Taken By Surprise

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'I love this place! There are four guys singing a cappella all day long...'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Danish String Quartet

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'