Barber Shop Lover Pillows

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Deer Barber

"Not too much off my back."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Boris Johnson.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

"Is that enough off the top?"

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

Vlad the Barber.

"Can I help you?"

Shaving Accidents

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.