Barbershop Lover Pillows

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Bad hair day!

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Barber shop quartet

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Giraffe Haircut

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Is that enough off the top?"

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'