Barber Enthusiast Pillows

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

Lego Haircut

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Movember

Military style hedgehog

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Sheep In Curlers

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Drunk Barber