Barber Shop Lover Gifts

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Deer Barber

"Not too much off my back."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Boris Johnson.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

"Is that enough off the top?"

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

Vlad the Barber.

"Can I help you?"

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Shaving Accidents

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"