Barbershop Banter Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the witty, cheerful spirit of barbershop banter? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items that celebrate the lively conversations and good humor shared at the barber's chair. Whether it's for a friend, a dad, or anyone who appreciates a clever joke, these gifts add personality and laughter to their everyday routine.

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"I'm thinkin' blond."

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"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?" mockup

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

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"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter." mockup

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

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"Is that enough off the top?"

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'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!' mockup

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

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"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

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Drunk Barber

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'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.' mockup

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

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An Archeologic Dig

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

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"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!" mockup

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet." mockup

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

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Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that." mockup

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

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'Here comes Ted.'

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Giraffe Haircut

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"Can we discuss this?"

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"Not too much off my back."

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STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

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"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was." mockup

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

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"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be." mockup

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

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I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

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'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.' mockup

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

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"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice." mockup

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

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'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.' mockup

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

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The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever. mockup

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

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'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.' mockup

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

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'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?' mockup

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

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'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!' mockup

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

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'Speak with the voice of reason again.' mockup

'Speak with the voice of reason again.'

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Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour. mockup

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.

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'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?' mockup

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

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Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you. mockup

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

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'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!' mockup

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

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Boris Johnson.

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Barbershop Banter Lover Gifts Collection

Barbershop Banter Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the humor of barbershop banter—perfect for coffee lovers with a quick wit.

Barbershop Banter Lover Pillows

Discover pillows that add a witty touch to your living space, ideal for those who love a good laugh.

Barbershop Banter Lover Prints

Browse our prints that showcase the charming world of barbershop banter—make your walls talk with humor and creativity.

Barbershop Banter Lover T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for fans of barbershop humor—bring wit and style to your wardrobe.