Barber Shop Banterers Gifts

"Not too much off my back."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Drunk Barber

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Taken By Surprise

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Boris Johnson.

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

"Is that enough off the top?"

The modern barbershop quartet.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

Vlad the Barber.

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

Very Critical.

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Can I help you?"

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."

"My barber sneezed."