Barber Shop Humor Gifts

Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Drunk Barber

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Not too much off my back."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

Where wood shavings come from.

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

"Is that enough off the top?"

"Never discuss politics with your barber."

Vlad the Barber.

If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Very Critical.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."

"My barber sneezed."

Cannelloni

Cut Throat Price

"Something for the weekend, sir?"