Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.
Barbershop Talk Gifts
Looking for something that captures the essence of a good old-fashioned barbershop chat? Our collection includes witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, comfy pillows, and eye-catching prints that all celebrate the lively, humorous vibe of barbershop talk. Whether you want to give a nod to someone’s love of barber banter or add a fun conversational piece to your space, our products are designed to bring a smile and spark a chat.
'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'
Drunk Barber
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
"I'm thinkin' blond."
"Not too much off my back."
Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop
The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.
Taken By Surprise
'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'
Big, Tall, & Hairy
'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'
A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.
'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'
"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"
Boris Johnson.
"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"
Man looking in mirror at the barber's.
Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop
'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'
'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'
'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'
Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'
"Is that enough off the top?"
The modern barbershop quartet.
"Never discuss politics with your barber."
"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"
Vlad the Barber.
If elected, I promise my beard will not remain in the awkward stage
Sid's Barbers: Possible venue for 'The Donald' and Korea Kim's meeting.
"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"
Very Critical.
"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."
"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."
"Just take a bit off the sides and... WHAAAAAAA..."
Barbershop Talk Gifts Collection
Barbershop Talk Mugs
Discover our range of barbershop talk mugs and bring a humorous touch to your morning routine or gift-giving. Click to find your new favorite mug!
Barbershop Talk Pillows
Add personality to your space with our barbershop talk pillows — comfy, funny, and perfect for casual living or as a gift. Explore the collection today.
Barbershop Talk Prints
Decorate your walls with our colorful barbershop talk prints. Perfect for adding a humorous and stylish vibe to any room, they’re sure to spark conversations.
Barbershop Talk T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty barbershop talk t-shirts that make a statement and showcase your love for lively conversations. Shop now for stylish humor.